The Concordiensis

Tips for adjusting back to college life after studying abroad

Marisa Peters, Columnist

January 23, 2019

Disclaimer: the articles within this section (pages 10 - 11) are satirical, and meant to be a humorous and exaggerated expression of perspectives of campus culture for entertainment purposes. These articles are not necessarily i...

Satirical recipe of the week: lean green guacamole spread

Zachary Nislick, Columnist

January 23, 2019

Disclaimer: the articles within this section (pages 10 - 11) are satirical, and meant to be a humorous and exaggerated expression of perspectives of campus culture for entertainment purposes. These articles are not necessarily i...

Technology rules: Students love Apple’s new disposable AirPods

Andrew Wojtowicz and Zachary Nislick

January 23, 2019

As Apple Inc. continues to innovate and reinvent their product line, we consumers are constantly raising our expectations for new technology. With the release of their latest and most popular product, AirPods, Apple has reached a...

First year student puts entire party on Snapchat story

Alec Lesniewski

September 20, 2018

Disclaimer: The articles within this section are satirical, and meant to be a humorous and exaggerated expression of perspectives of campus culture for entertainment purposes. These articles are not intended to offend readers or ...

Step in the right direction: legislation banning production of microbeads

Zachary Nislick

June 7, 2018

The issue of microbeads polluting water sources is a recent one. Legislative solutions to this issue, in New York and across the country, were only started five years ago. Recently, a major campaign by the Story of Stuff Project broke out i...

The Minerva Challenge: the new ninth tradition on the College campus

May 5, 2018

  Andrew Wojtowicz The Minerva Challenge is a week-long trial to see if a student is able to physically last an entire week only eating food given away at Minerva events or on-campus events. No other food may be eaten, inc...

College alumnus begins entrepreneurial role with clothing store

Zachary Coville

May 5, 2018

-Carney Sarthak Grover ’17, born and raised in New Delhi, India, double majored in Political Science and Economics and held positions such as Class President and was a brother of the Sigma Phi Society. In America, Grover to...

Upcoming philanthropy events for Sigma Delta Tau in ‘Pass the Torch Week’

Victoria Carter

April 25, 2018

From April 30 to May 3, Sigma Delta Tau will host philanthropy events all week during ‘Pass the Torch Week.’ All proceeds collected during the week will go to Prevent Child Abuse America (PCAA). The mission of Prevent Child...

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