Daniel Greeman: I’m with the school news, the Concordiensis. Mind if I ask a few things?

Rooster: 

Greenman: What are some things you want Union to change?

Rooster: Bawk bawk bawk!

Greenman: Do you feel safe on campus?

Rooster: Bawk bawk. Bawk bawk bawk. 

Greenman: What are some things you know of Union that its humans likely don’t?

Rooster: Bawk bawk bawk. BAWK, bawk!

Greenman: Thank you for your time.