Courtesy of @jacksongardenrooster
Daniel Greeman: I’m with the school news, the Concordiensis. Mind if I ask a few things?
Greenman: What are some things you want Union to change?
Rooster: Bawk bawk bawk!
Greenman: Do you feel safe on campus?
Rooster: Bawk bawk. Bawk bawk bawk.
Greenman: What are some things you know of Union that its humans likely don’t?
Rooster: Bawk bawk bawk. BAWK, bawk!
Greenman: Thank you for your time.