Good news fellow students! The deconstruction on the new construction for this even newer construction began this past Wednesday. The college, its trustees and the class of 2023 felt that the construction of the new Science and Engineering building was already outdated. They also felt that the amount of glass was lacking, and more needed to be added.

The even newer building will include double the windows, and will triple the cost of tuition to pay for all the heat loss.

“I’m pretty excited for the new building,” commented junior Havid Dhazen. “With the construction coming to what seems like a halt, it makes sense that the best course of action is to demolish everything that’s been done and start an even newer project so that more construction can take place. It seems like the best use of time and money, especially with the professors no longer making jokes about the loud noises.”

At press time, students were excited that the only smoking zone on campus, marked by the tall fences near the gym and Bailey Hall, would now be open for yet another year.